What the hell were they thinking about???

Can you imagine Sean Connery driving around in THIS?

There have been a lot of motoring misfits over the last years, but the one I am here to talk about should get an award for its complete lack of use and hypocrisis. Do you know what I'm talking about? Bah! Stop looking at the picture. That's right... the Aston Martin Cygnet. The british manufacturer's so called "city car" is based off the clever, innovative iQ, and was fitted with all the clutter that makes Aston Martins what they are: fancy materials and decorations and the Stalin-ish moustache grill (oops. Bad description.). But the differences end there. It packs the same bodywork, the same structural components and - sarcastic drumroll please - the SAME ENGINE! That's right! It's the slowest Aston Martin ever made! Alright, it's sure it is also the most eco-friendly Aston too, but who in the world cares? It's supposed to be the supercar for the city! Plus: they are only selling it to Aston Martin clients. And I don't think they'll sell much. I mean, it costs over 40 K. No joke. I'm serious! And the though truth is you can get an iQ for a third of the price of its classy twin. What the hell were you thinking about, Aston???